So since my last post about how people like to straight fuck up the pronunciation of a lot of words. I have had plenty of time to compile a listing of other words that makes babies cry. Thanks to the people who suggested new words and to the assholes that like to use them.

I am not going to go into much detail with the list below because I am sure you all know exactly what I am talking about when I say these words bring forth a rage from such a deep dark place simply reading them is enough to cause perfectly sane and good people to transform into serial killers…

Scenario as Sa-nar-io
Sorry as Soar-re
Crayon as Crown
Ruined as Runed
Celery as Cell-re
Caramel as Car-mel
Important as Impoured-int
Hangers as Hane-gers
Realtor as Reel-a-tor
Mature as Ma-toor
Negotiate as Nego-see-ate
Area as Er-rea
Water as Wood-er
Any day of the week as [day prefix]-dee (example: Tuesday as Tues-dee)

Again, as always…if you mess up these words your days are numbered. We are going to find you and eliminate your genes from the pool of life. Future generations will be free of this plight and your damned ugly faces!