Honestly…
Let me paint y’all a picture.
Young Johnny angry over a heated argument storms off of his fathers property. The golden locks of his country mullet strewn in the breeze as he makes haste towards the local Burger King to regain some energy. When none other then the Dark Lord him self appears before young Johnny…”not today partner” thinks Johnny…your not going to drink my blood!
He alerts the towns people of the impending doom of his foe, “I’m killing a vampire!” In a rage he tears off his shirt. Clutching his weapon Johnny easily dispatches of his enemy, and the towns people cheer!!!
The End.
You might just think that that’s a story cooked up by a kook with a keyboard…but in fact my friends this is the world we live in…
The Vampire Slayer (Read the whole thing…it’s so worth it.)
This has got to be today’s most awesome article.
Most possibly for the year…
