(Setting: A semi-fancy restaurant in a back country don’t really know no better way, that anal rapes you on the price of the food which by the way ain’t really all that good to begin with, but you went there because your Inn Keeper recommended it and he seemed trustworthy. http://www.al-mediterraneo.com/ is the place I am talking about…if your ever anywhere near Hershey, PA…don’t waste your time or your money, it’s terrible.)

Smug Waiter Guy: I will now bring you some bread for you to enjoy…

Me: (Mocks him behind his back for using the word’s “to enjoy” at the end of that sentence.) Christeen, I will so enjoy the bread.

Smug Waiter Guy: Here ya go guys, enjoy.

Me: (Laughing inside) Thank you very much.

(I unwrap the stiff white cloth encasing the bread we must enjoy.)

Christeen: (Picking up a piece of bread, and smelling it) Hmmmm…do you think there is going to be a nut in this???

Me: Hahahahahaha…

I feel I must elaborate on this one a little. The reason I found this particularly funny was because on top of the fact that the waiter wanted us to enjoy it so intensely, Christeen only specified a single nut being in the bread. So immediately I see the waiter guy in my mind looking over his shoulder and with a squint in his eye secretly places a giant nut in the middle of Christeen’s bread and with a little laugh places the bread on the table for us to enjoy…I don’t know…she said no one would find it funny. I thought it was hilarious.

One last thing, the Inn Keeper was actually a very nice guy and he ran a great Inn. http://www.1825inn.com/. If he ever reads this, no worries about the restaurant I had a good laugh. Thanks again for the great stay! We will be sure to tell our family and friends.

(Setting: It’s late, we are tired. We are in the car, coming home from a long day out, Marvin Gaye lightly singing “I heard it through the Grapevine” on the radio. Actually as she points out it was on the XM radio, this is how the whole thing was able to transpire.)

Christeen: Ohhhh, I didn’t know Marvin Gaye sung this song…

Me: Yeah, it was him.

Christeen: You know who I thought sang it?

Me: (Confused) Yeah who do you think sang it?

Christeen: The California Raisins…

Me: Hahahahahaha…

(Christeen continues to sing and dance as she calls her boyfriend an a-hole for laughing at her.)

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HD-DVD, BLU-Ray WinDVD encryption key. BOO YAH! Spreads like butta!

Just wanted to see what happens…wonder if I am important enough to get my site shut down…but probably not…

Though I told ya that we won’t stop…

On the morning of May 01, 2007 police responded to a call by a terrified Arm & Hammer. Upon arrival to the scene Arm & Hammer still covered in blood lead police to a horrible sight many of them had never witnessed in their long years of serving the force. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper was found slain in an obvious gang related murder. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper was pronounced dead at the scene a little after 6:30 AM. Arm & Hammer was reluctant due to the nature of the crime to help police but questioning revealed a possible suspect. The search lead to none other then Raspberry Iced Tea, known ex-hitman, Raspberry Iced Tea was detained for further questioning. Raspberry Iced Tea indicated that he was hired to put down the competition by none other then the feared Cherry Coke, and said if he was going down so was Cherry Coke. Police are asking you to report any sightings of Cherry Coke or any information regarding his whereabouts.

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper will be remembered for his sweet yet smooth flavor and thirst quenching wholesome goodness. In lieu of flowers please make donations out to the family of Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, care of Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper.

Photos of the crime scene are provided below. BE WARNED: They are extremely graphic in nature.