Somehow I got the idea that going to college would be beneficial to me. I thought that expanding my mind with the ideas of and thoughts of scholars before me would help me in this life. I think I was wrong.

I was told I would drive my self crazy, I just want to feel like I did something worthwhile with my self. I don’t want to just be a lump, sitting around waiting for good things to happen me. I want to be an active part of of my future.

I don’t understand how mindless numskulls can do this whole college thing, and I find it excruciating.

Today, I think I will become an alcoholic. They always seem like they are having a good time. They always have an excuse, and they can one day clean up and become outstanding members of society…

Let me explain. Today has been a bad day…

I think I failed one of my final exams. On second thought, I know I failed one of my final exams.

If you attend classes at UMBC, NEVER AND I DO MEAN NEVER take a class with Ms. Wilson. She is a dirty math Nazi, with a cold heart and executes with exact precision the will of the Devil. Because of her I will have failed a class that I have passed before. I worked my ass off in this class…I did all the homework and still had trouble.

I just ain’t cut out for this shit.

When you do bad in something your self confidence is seriously damaged…maybe that was her goal all along…

Oh, well…no use crying over spilt milk now, I guess. It’s not like I am ever going to have to use this stuff, and if I do some day have to, I will just look it up how to do it then…fuck remembering it. Fuck her, fuck pencils, fuck textbooks, fuck stairs…fuck all that has to do with it.

Whatever…none of it matters. I’m done.

When did beer become the new wine??? Oh, wait it hasn’t.

I heard a commercial on the radio this morning while dredging through traffic about Budweiser Select. I have not had the pleasure of tasting this beer but apparently its smooth taste and clean finish is to die for. Its ingredients are hand picked and slow brewed to be one of a kind. If your are looking for bold flavor and nothing else will suffice…

FUCK!!!

Because of that commercial I WILL NEVER buy or drink that beer.

Beer commercials with sexy sounding chicks laughing because they are drinking and can now use the excuse that “I was drunk” (which any sane person who has been drunk before is total and complete bullshit) to explain things like showing their boobies and or badunkadunk to me, is what I crave. I want to hear a nice dirty joke in a beer commercial or someone getting into a fight just for the hell of it. Drinking beer is about getting loud, and having fun. In my experiences, for people with taste buds all beer tastes like piss. If you want smooth taste and a cool clean finish drink some wine, apple juice, Drano, or…I don’t know get creative!

Quit ruining my life and morning with your faggot ass beer commercials you Budweiser advertisement managerial dick holes.

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It is truly a sad day folks…

Something terrible has happened. A life changing series of events culminated last night, in one of the most horrid displays of BULLSHIT I have ever seen.

Chris Daughtry…has fallen…

It’s true y’all…

He was on top for such a long time, and had one hell of a run.

I can understand how McPhee and Hicks would stay, she is hot and he is crazy, but ugly ass Yamin??? He has nothing to offer. Come on people…all of his shit sounds like he is trying to be a black mellow love song singer. Don’t we have enough of them already?

I thought for sure he was going to win.

I salute you Chris Daughtry!

I have nothing else to say about this…