What’s worse? Self righteous hypocritical pricks who have a deep need to be right in EVERY situation that press their beliefs on you and use the excuse that they aren’t beliefs they are facts so it makes it ok or a bunch of middle aged mindless follow-the-leader sheep who probably couldn’t pass a driving test?

Neither. They are exactly the same. They are ASSHOLES.

You know who you are too, if you are reading this and think you aren’t one of the people I mentioned above, believe me you probably are. So please read this, it is meant for you.

Here let me show you. Below is a scale. On the left are the old mindless zombies and on the right are the extreme fact based twats.

ASSHOLE | | | | | | | | | | | NORMAL | | | | | | | | | | | ASSHOLE

As you can see they are more like each other then they think. No one person can be absolutely normal. You always have a slight inclination towards a certain level of ASSHOLE. My self included.

As a warning. DO NOT put the two versions of ASSHOLE into close proximity. Let me elaborate… I have had the direct honor to witness a meeting of these two groups. It went a little something like this:

ZOMBIE: We should shoot all the looters. They are bad people. They are stealing. They don’t know what it is like to have stuff taken from them.

HIPPY: Shooting looters is wrong, they aren’t hurting anyone. Using murder as a theft deterrent is wrong. We should help them instead. They are just misguided.

ZOMBIE: Jesus will decide who is wrong and who is right.

HIPPY: Jesus is gay.

ZOMBIE: Evolution has no proof it is real.

HIPPY: The “Theory of Evolution” is a theory. Do you know what the word theory means…

At this point I wish I had an ice pick to gouge out my ear drums. It is absolutely clear both are just as ignorant as the other. Neither have had everything taken from them in one fell swoop. They don’t realize that the looting/rampant behavior is causing unnecessary levels of public hysteria, neither care that a moderate level of force should be used to deter this from happening. They are personifications of extremism. They both think they hold the key to the universe. They both are screaming out for approval. Do the world a big favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one cares what you think HIPPY, you aren’t always right, you have to lose some to win some. Read a book ZOMBIE, use your head…stop relying on other people to make decisions for you. You make me sick.

What do douche commercials with “unfresh” women toting little plastic bottles of soapy water and a bear taking a shit by a tree have in common???

(Please look at the sites, they really do speak for them selves…I can’t put into words the ignorance of this stuff.)

They both make me want to cry my self to sleep.

Why do they advertise this stuff? Especially around dinner time?

Bears don’t wipe their ass. This alleviates their need for toilet paper. So drawing little cute cartoon bears acting like they are having fun wiping their asses is just plain wrong. Less is not more, I dont want shit on my fingers. Although, I will give it to the TP company because it is targeting the fat middle aged white lady (I HATE THEM) section of the population, and we all know they love little cartoon bears and they are usually the ones who buy the TP in the house…right??? Right?

Douche commercials are the same way. Ok, it shows a woman having fun in a carefree way because she can rest assured that no one is going to be offended by her stinky crotch!?! Holy shit??? Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong? Oh my god, honey get the kids, lets all be as happy as this lady on TV by sticking a plastic tube up my…I am just going to stop…

People don’t care what they are wiping their ass with so long as it is clean and gets the job done, and I am sure women know when they need a little more freshening up down there. Please, stop the madness…think about the children…the children…

Can you say OHHHHH AHHHHHH BLAHHHH BOOOO BLAHHHHH BLAHHHHHH (thats the sound of me dry heaving).

Fish Sausage + Milk + Strawberry != Tasty Treat;

And we CANNOT cure Cancer yet…