Ok, I am not much of a political person, but this has got to stop.

As if going to war based on wrong information wasn’t bad enough, he is probably going to hit me where it hurts most, my job. I am a programmer. It is up to good’ol boy Bush to decide whether or not two months get added to daylight savings time. Why do we care where the light from the Sun is falling based on the location of the Earth in its annual orbit around it???

This is going to be bad…all those Javascript clocks…all those time based calculations…trashed…my boss is going to pass out.

Also, screw them for trying to get me to go to bed earlier so I can save energy! This is what it is all about right? I don’t want to “save” energy. I pay for it. I want to suck up its incandescent glow minute after minute until I cease to exist. I want to be radiated and bombarded with electromagnetic waves until I can’t see straight. I want to smell the sweet fumes of burning fossil fuels, and eat mutated animals until my dick falls off…well, ok maybe not that far, but you get my point!

If energy was a problem, I think don’t people would be worrying about whether or not animated nipples on a video game was infiltrating their homes. Energy is not a problem, and we don’t need to save it.

Bush needs to be bitch smacked, quick. I nominate my self…

History of DST: http://www.energy.ca.gov/daylightsaving.html
Changing DST: http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-daylight20.html

I stumbled across (well, not stumbled more like caught it out of the corner of my eye, it says fart for God sake.) this link http://www.fartaphone.com. When I read the site, I couldent help thinking to my self this is like the best invention, EVER! Shaaaa…not even the chickens with the large talons could deny it. The possibilites are endless…when you are in church and want a little breathing room from those little old ladies, let er rip! If you are in an elevator, let er rip! Excellent.

Another million dollar idea, and I didnt think of it. Dam the man…

While reading an e-mail that had the phrase “I have to pee” I came across a Google Ads link to a site which sells an odd object…can you guess what this is?

If you cant, read here (dry heave).

This is the kind of idea that makes some middle aged hippy, outdoors loving, subaru driving, lesbian filthy rich…yet I find my self somewhat angry because I didnt think of it first.

Personally, I find it really weird…but I guess it has its uses.

Recently, at a 4th of July party we decided to take the ever popular activity of watching colorful explosions in a different direction. We used modified (guide sticks removed) bottle rockets to blow up various pic-a-nic goodies. But wait theres more! We recorded most of the action! Below is a list of links to the movies:

Fire Works 19.2Mb
Lighter Fluid 14.7Mb
BB’s 7.8Mb
Franks-N-Beans 7.9Mb
Hot Dog 8.6Mb
Gold Fish 7.5Mb
Gold Fish 2 7.5Mb
Burrito 10.9Mb
Jimmies 10.6Mb
Strawberry 8Mb
Ketchup 8Mb
Old Bay 8Mb
Tomato 6.7Mb

Not the best images in some of the movies I know. The camera had to be placed in a plastic baggie to keep the gunk off the lens.

By the way kids. Please try this at home! Enjoy!